“Incidentally, the chard lasted all winter and, although the leaves looked unappetisingly tatty, it was good to have something interesting in the garden.”

“The bangers were unnaturally hard and unappetisingly spicy and the 'mash' so dull that only some neighbouring peas livened it up.”

“Morrisons' offering this week was less o pie than a game of find-the-steak hosted in unappetisingly dry pastry.”