And, what with a Vogue cover in the pipeline, Coleen is ahead in the style stakes and gets our vote for Queen of Chav. |
She is, after all, the rags-to-riches girl who grew up on a Camden council estate and was branded a chav by the media the minute her star began to rise. |
He is of course pure chav already although the thought of him in trackies or a shell suit is not a pleasing image. |
On Wednesday it contained a parents' guide to the hand signals of the young chav with advice from the paper's agony aunt. |
The antisocial behaviour that has rarely been out of the headlines features, with minimoto joining chav, Asbo and happy-slapping. |
Chav must-haves such as velour tracksuits, Burberry and bling jewellery feature largely. |